What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Bugs and hisses."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
"No body won the skeleton race."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Bone to be wild."
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"Dying to have fun."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.