My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.