You have me greening from ear to ear.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Irish you luck.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
I'm pine-ing for you.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Love at frost sight!
Sip, sip, horray!
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I love you meow and forever.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You sleigh me.
I'm snow bored.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
You're the ruler of my heart.
"Eggs love you."
I’ll never fir-get.
You’re my lucky charm.
I told you snow.
You have a pizza my heart.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Wear green, or leaf.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
As it snow happens.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Snow on and snow forth.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
We like to paddy.