What Did The Gladiator Do With The Glory-Hole?
He put his spear in it.
My Gladiator DVD stopped working...
Talk about an *epic* fail.
Hey, have you heard about....
A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated.
If your girlfriend/wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it's a pretty good sign.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?
IC
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
Gladiator.
What happened to the two gladiator olives?
They were pitted against each other
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
Which was the largest Gladiator of them all?
Gluteus Maximus
What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?
Gladiator.
When the gladiators fought lions
it was always the mane event
Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
What does a gladiator say when leaving after an intimate embrace with a woman?
Gladiator out
What do you call a happy aviator?
A gladiator
What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?
Nothing, he's gladiator.
What do you call the gladiator who only tackles other gladiators?
Wrestle Crow.