The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
I'm acorn-y person.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Don't even chai.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I like you a latte.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!