Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Biology - It grows on you.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.