How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Biology - It grows on you.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.