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Joke: The Bar and the Truck Accident

A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.

Joke: The Mystery Woman at the Bar

This bachelor goes into a bar and notices a major hottie, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. Despite his best game, the bachelor couldn't achieve any progress with her. "No thank you," she would always say."

This Joke Begins With A Crowded Bar...

An octopus walks into a bar and sees a band playing in the corner, composed of those bar-room heroes, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. He walks up and says, “Hi there, I’m the best musician in the world. For a few dollars I can play any instrument you like”.

Joke: A Monocle Walks Into a Bar...

A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks, he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances, we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."

Joke: A Pleasant Surprise at the Bar

Content Joke: The Unexpected Compliment joke A man walked into a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer...

Joke: The Best Bar in the World

Three guys are drinking at a bar and talking about their favorite bars. Suddenly, the first guy says, 'As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink.'

Joke: The Complete Bar Experience

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.

This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...

On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium beer. "Certainly, sir. That'll be 1 cent." "One single penny?!" exclaimed the man. The barman replied, "Yes, sir. Just one penny."

Joke: A Priest Leaves a Bar...

Content Joke: The Priest and the Police Officer joke An Irish priest is driving home from a night at his favorite bar...

This Joke Begins With a Bar and an Irish Man

An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin, ordered three pints of Guinness and sat at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished them, he came back to the bar and ordered three more.

Joke: Why Go to the Bar at All?

Content Joke: Why Go to the Bar at All? joke This is a story about a newlywed couple who had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

This Joke Starts With Four Men Talking at a Bar...

This Joke Starts With Four Men Talking at a Bar... joke Four men are at a bar discussing coincidences - apparently book titled can correspond to birth numbers. It isn't long before the fourth man goes really pale...

WARNING: Plastic Pieces May Be In Your Mars Or Snickers Bar

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How To Make Delicious 3-Ingredient Energy Bars at Home

I'm a huge fan of nutty, chewy, fruit-filled energy bars and these little bars which you're about to make have enough energy to get you through an exhausting afternoon while keeping the hunger at bay.