Hilarious: Two Prostitutes Get Fined For Their Rude Sign
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman seeing the sign stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign Or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
Sometimes, a Prostitute Just Won't Do (Hilarious Joke)
Two Old Men Visit a Cat-House funny, hilarious, old, joke, men, humor, prostitute, cat-house, blow up doll Two old men decide to get some action by visiting a cat-house, but the madam soon determines that her girls will be wasting their time on them...
Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing
He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age. After a couple of minutes, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
When I Grow Up, I Want to Own a Ferrari (Hilarious Joke)
"She's a prostitute." "What's a prostitute?" the other two ask. "I don't know, but that's my sister's car." Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Hilarious: The "Apartment" Wasn't to My Liking, Miss!
A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute. When it was over she told him to pay $500. He said he’d send it to her in an envelope marked “Rent for Apartment.” The next day, however, he regretted that he spent the night with her and sent only $250.
This Joke Starts With a Mom and Son Riding In a Cab
It's Time For Him to Know the Truth... funny, hilarious, new york, joke, mother, humor, city, son, prostitute, hooker, cab A mom and son are riding in a cab in New York City when they encounter a series of prostitutes sheltering from the rain. A frank conversation soon ensues...
Funny: Johnny's Answer Catches His Teacher By Surprise
hilarious, joke, humor, teacher, classroom, little johnny, principal, prostitute Little Johnny and his classmates get asked what their mothers do for a living. He answers promptly, but his answer gets him swiftly sent to the principal...
Hilarious: There's Something I Haven't Told You, Honey
Being Parked On a Back Road Is No Time For Secrets funny, car, hilarious, joke, humor, countryside, prostitute, hooker, cab driver When a guy and a girl are out on a back road, they begin to reveal secrets to each other...
Hilarious: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky
funny, hilarious, joke, humor, phone, prostitute, call, call girl, receptionist A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)
A Rather Unconventional Visit to the Brothel funny, hilarious, joke, woman, humor, death, money, brothel, prostitute, madam, repayment When a man visits a brothel and asks for the most expensive girl in there on consecutive days, people start to suspect that he's up to something...
This Joke Starts With a Conscientious Punter At a Brothel
Joke: They Unionized... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, union, brothel, prostitute, madam, hooker Guess which profession just got unionized...
Hahaha! These 3 Parrot Jokes Will Ruffle Your Feathers
These Parrot Jokes Are Quite Hilarious funny, hilarious, joke, rude, magician, iceberg, parrot, lawyer, sink, brothel, prostitute Parrots are funny animals. They can talk, they can imitate us, they make weird noises, and they are a lot more intelligent than they look.
Comedy Gold: Fred Garvin is the Man You Didn't Order
The 1970s were such a great era for comedy, especially on Saturday Night Live, that had on such stars as Steve Martin, Bill Murray, and in this hilarious sketch - Fred Garvin playing a very cheeky 'Male Prostitute' nobody ordered...
Joke: Your Guilt Won't Change the Past
This One Begins with a Police Raid (Rude)...
A young woman, during tough times, was working as a prostitute. For obvious reasons, she kept this a secret from her family. One day, the police raided her brothel and arrested a group of working girls, including the young woman.
Joke: Sign vs. Sign!
A couple of young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: "Two hookers – $50.00." A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over and advised that they will have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Joke: The Most Peculiar Nuns...
NORTON HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says: SISTERS OF ST. NORTON HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.
Have You Heard This Joke? A Good Influence
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought for a minute and then said: "You know, I may have a solution to this problem.
Take a Look At These Rare, Recently-Unearthed Vintage Pics
A Persian prostitute, location unknown, 1900 Prostitution was ubiquitous throughout the world until the early part of the 20 th century, however all that began to change following a pious push by various countries to eradicate legalized prostitution.
This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends
Sure enough, at the next meeting, Fay started, "You know, girls, there's a rumor going around that a busload of prostitutes will be leaving in the morning for that big gold find up in Alaska, and they say...." Just then, the women all stood up and started for the door.
That's a Really Nice Save, Dude! (Funny)
The boy said: "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No way!" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" Images courtesy of depositphotos.com Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Who Was Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec?
Despite being born an aristocrat, he mainly socialized with those considered in the margins of society – prostitutes, acrobats, and crooners. He considered them family, and they affectionately called him ‘the Coffeepot’ in reference to his stature.
Dare You Enter 7 of the USA's Most Haunted Houses?
The Lemps were plagued by numerous untimely family deaths, yet the most disturbing legend of all is that of the deformed child that apparently spent its entire life in the attic, and which was allegedly the result of William Lemp Jr's affair with a prostitute. 2.
These Wonderful Shots Are From Many Special Times Gone By
The town soon became a hive of illegal activity, from gambling to prostitution. Teenagers enjoy each other’s company at a house party in Tulsa, Oklahoma. This picture was taken in 1947. A 15-year-old trapper boy sits at a door to the entrance of a West Virginia coal mine in 1908.