This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes . One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what.
Joke: A Nauseated Blonde
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," she replied. "I'm nauseated from sitting backward on the train." "Poor dear," he said.
Blondes and Driving Don't Mix!
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.
Joke: Stop, You're Blonde!
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.
Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's Super Blonde!
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Two Blondes Are Better Than One... Or Are They? (Funny)
Two blondes were driving down the road. The driver noticed that she was low on gas, so she stopped at the gas station. While she was pumping her gas, she noticed that she had locked the keys in the car.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Discovering a Thermos
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos." The blonde then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The blonde says, "Oh!
This Blonde Seems to Be Going Along with the Plan...
It all starts when a brunette, a red head, and a blonde, having a problem with their boss, come up with a solution that seems to be foolproof... For more BabaMail original videos click here.
Hilarious: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!
Blondes are NOT stupid, we all know that hair color has nothing to do with intelligence. But the myth of the 'stupid blonde' has generated decades of great funny jokes.
This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Asked to Climb a Pole
A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking blonde and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she decided to do it.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. “My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others.
Hilarious: Asking a Blonde a Million-Dollar Question
(ringing) Maggie (a blonde): "Hello..." Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire . I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to get to a Million. The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.
This Blonde Doesn't Quite Get What Her Doctor Meant
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
Wild Joke! Blonde Waitress Confused by Trucker's Order
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The Quiet Blonde Has Something to Say to the Preacher
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke: "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Wanting to Earn Extra Money
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge? "$50" she replies. The man agrees and gives her the paint and brushes and goes back in the house.
75 Hilarious Short Jokes About Ditsy Blondes!
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Hilarious: This Blonde Thinks Her Car Parts Were Stolen
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm.
Hilarious: Scottish Castaway Meets Sexy Blonde Diver
Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long it’s been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Scotsman.
3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud
Most blond jokes are about women, but who said men can't be blond too? Here are 3 killer jokes I found that put the shoe on the other foot, proving that it's not about gender, or about being blond, it's just about making funny jokes!
This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
DISCLAIMER: We know blondes are smart too, but we'll pretend otherwise just for this joke! 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
Joke: The Blonde Shopper
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that TV." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that TV."