Joke: Little Johnny's Dad
Johnny said, "My dad is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell "accountant."
This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex," the man replies matter-of-factly. "Oh I see," replies the boy, pensively. "I've heard of that in health class at school."
Funny Collection: 70 Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes!
Funny Collection: 70 Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes! funny, joke collection Funny Collection: 70 Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes!
This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Dear Dad, I'm Really Sorry, But... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, dad, student, letter, college A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...
Funny Joke: Can You Do That In Reverse, Dad?
Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Prudish Son and the Sausage Factory funny, hilarious, joke, pig, humor, baba recommends, factory, sausage When a father takes his snobbish son to tour his sausage factory, the son isn't impressed in the slightest. The father soon becomes infuriated...
Is This the Most Careless Dad in the World?
Why won't this careless dad notice that his kid is getting banged in the head? Probably because his kid is a real dummy! Great prank that also gives us some hope for humanity, after seeing the shocked reaction of the strangers that rushed to help! Is This the Most Careless Dad in the World?
This One Begins with a Phone Call to Dad...
"Dad," he said, "there's an amazing program here that teaches dogs to talk!" That's amazing!' his dad said. 'How do I get Blue into that program?' 'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the son said. 'I'll get him into the course.' So his father sent the dog and $2,000.
The Differences Between Moms & Dads Are Often Hilarious!
When Dad visits vs. when Mom visits. 3. Moms and dads can be so different... [related_articles] 4. How Mom treats the cat vs. how Dad treats the cat. 5. Dad's "no" vs. Mom's "no". 6. Dad knows best when it comes to McDonald's toys! 7. What Mom thinks of sales vs. what Dad thinks of sales. 8.
The Evolution of Dad Dancing - Hilarious!
That is why fathers, over many generations, have innovated and perfected the 'dad dance'. That type of dancing that manages to emberass your children while giving the appearance of a real dance. So without further a-do, here is the evolution of dad dancing!
The Lying Dad: A Beautiful and Inspiring Story
A Beautiful Tale: "My Dad's Story" video, story, touching, love, father, daughter, drama This beautiful story of love between father and daughter is one you won't soon forget.
This Dad and Baby Workout is So Adorable.
This dad 'working out' with his little baby girl Lilly may be the sweetest thing you see all day, as the father follows the baby workout program, and hey, it's not as easy as it looks, these babies work hard every day to stay in shape.
Most Dads Can Relate to These Cute and Hilarious Photos
Father's day is upon us and to commemorate all the dad's out there, below is a photo series captured by photographer Giedre Gomes , whose aim in taking these charming photos, was to honor great dads and fathers that are involved in their children's lives.
These 18 Dads Are Bad, Crazy & Lazy: Sound Familiar?
And since laughter is the best medicine for our ills, why not crack a few laughs at 18 of the most hilarious photos of dads have been caught doing when they thought no one was watching? Mischievous Dad 1. I love my kids. They're unique...or are they? 2.
The Purest Love: Grumpy Dads and the Pets They Didn’t Want
"My Dad (79) went from “I don’t want that dang cat” to carrying her to “her room” for bed each night" Image Source: Reddit 9. "Dad - "I don't want a dog!" Also Dad - "Gaston needs his own bed and night table" Image Source: Reddit [related_articles] 10.
Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her
After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again. "Now what do I do?" he asks. His father replies, "Look at her naked body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she urinates!" is the dad's advice.
The World's Oldest Dad - Incredible!
The World's Oldest Dad - Incredible! amazing, old, family, news, father, birth Ramjeet Raghav is a father for the second time at age 96, making him the world's oldest recorded father! This is his second child, after his first son was born just 2 years ago, when he was still in the tender age of 94.
Could This Be The Most Embarrassing Dad? - Funny!
For more funny photos -- click here>> Could This Be The Most Embarrassing Dad? - Funny! funny, parenting, most popular, for parents, funny photos If parenting were a game, Dale would definitely be a winner!
This Lawyer Paid His Dad Back for His Education in Full
Images courtesy of Depositphotos and Pixabay Scroll below for more funny jokes! Paying Dad Back Proves My Honesty funny, hilarious, joke, interview, father, son, lawyer A young lawyer is interviewing for a job as legal counsel to an investor.
Dads Will Do Anything to Make Their Daughters Happy
In fact, the hilarious photos below depict just how far some dads would go to please their little ones. Nevertheless, though bows and ribbons may not suit them, to their daughters, they are their most loved man in the world. Dad's these days...
It's Amazing What This Dad and Son Did to an Old School Bus!
He and his dad bought an old school bus for $4,500 and set to work converting it into a dream motor home. Take a look at the impressive results: It all started with an old school bus that was previously owned by a church. It had been well-maintained and the mileage was low.
Having Fun With the Dad: Hilarious Father Pranks
There are no limits to the hilarity of these 'dad pranks'. Take a few minutes to laugh your head off, I did and didn't regret a moment! A Hilarious Compilation of 'Dad Pranks' funny, video, prank, gag This compilation of pranks involving dads features some of the funniest moments I've ever seen!
Pick a Father's Day Greeting to to Send to a Special Dad!
It's Father's Day and dads everywhere are in for a treat: Scroll down and find your favorite greeting, click on it, and it will take you to a new page where you can send it to a dad who deserves it, or share it over Facebook. You can send him the whole collection to show how much you care.
These Photos Made Me Miss My Dad Terribly.
These Photos Made Me Miss My Dad Terribly. photos, touching, father's day, dad, father The love between father and child.
Too Cute! See These Babies React to Their Dad Coming Home
In this baby videos compilation, you will see happy babies who can't get enough of their dads the moment they come home. It is a truly cute post! Take a look!