Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You've got cancer.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
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