Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
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