Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
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Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
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Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
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Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
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Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
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Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
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