Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock - oops i did it again.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
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