octopus jokes

Ever Hear This Joke? The Musical Octopus

This joke begins with the most extraordinary Octopus you'll ever meet.

QUIZ: What Do You Know About the Octopus?

What do you know about these mysterious creatures?

This Joke Begins With A Crowded Bar...

Why do octopus have 8 arms? All will be revealed in this slippery joke!

Joke: Enlglysh is a Pane!

Hear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is that eye won't pass...

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: That's Not It...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock knock jokes are some of my favorite, because you really have to be creative to make some of these! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over!

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

A blind man enters a bar, carefully, and finds his way to a barstool.

Joke: It's a Miracle!

A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!

While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself. It's the nature of humanity to deal with scary situations by laughing at its face. It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scar

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!

Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place.  No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection!

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

80,000 blondes are in a bid to prove to the world just how smart they are. The lead announcer begins to ask for volunteers from the audience...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

These jokes are rude but clever!

Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes...

Joke: The Disturbing Letter

This joke begins with a letter between brothers...

Joke: The Spirit of Christmas

This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.

Joke: The Famous Grandfather

A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

Joke: The European Afterlife

What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.

Joke: The Golden Toilets

This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.

Joke: Fudging the Age...

Joke: The Surprise Return

A defendant was on trial for murder.

Joke: Double the Trouble

A woman's husband was cheating on her...

Joke: What Will They Get?

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem...

Joke: The Staring Viking

A Viking sailed across Europe challenging people to staring...

Joke: Grandma's Advice

A young Italian girl was going on her first date...

Joke: A Politician in the Village

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were...

Joke: The Blond Painter

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.

Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder

A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder...

Joke: The Woo Woo

A newbee hunter asked a experienced old hunter how to hunt bears.

Joke: Detectives in Training

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives.

Joke: The New Mechanic

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change.

Joke: A Blonde at the Cinema

I went to see a movie the other night...

Joke: The Blondes and the Dent

A blonde lived with two blonde roommates...

Joke: The Lost Coat

Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant...

Joke: A War With the Devil

Fed up with God's creations, Lucifer decides to lead an army to destroy humanity...

Joke: The Scary Cemetery

This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said...

Joke: The Foreskin Problem

A rabbi is planning on retiring from his main occupation, which is giving circumcisions

Joke: The Berkowitz Baby

There was a man named Ray Berkowitz who, unfortunately for him, was not blessed in the looks department.

Joke: But You Said...

A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw...

Joke: The Stuck Duck

A little duck goes into a store and waddles up to the manager...

Joke: Girl Lessons

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between girls and boys, and which one is better.

Joke: The Doctor's Waiver

The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack.

Joke: If It Works, It Works...

Rick signs up with the army and gets sent on basic training...

Joke: The Factory Bear

A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory...

Joke: The Doctor's Plant

Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease...

Joke: The Panhandling Experts

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

Joke: The Missing Wife

A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.

Joke: The Lessons of Marriage

n their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked...

Joke: The Cure for Infertility...

Mrs Rosy Jones was going to the market in New York where she happened to meet Father Patrick.....

Joke: The Gardening Secret

A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the tomatoes won’t ripen.

Joke: The Mugger and the Fighter

Joke: The Mugger picked the wrong person...

Joke: Consult the Wife

This joke begins with an unfortunate incident...

Joke: Day and Night

Carolyn, a rich blond, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.

Joke: The Strange Request

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four...

Joke: Squirrels in the Church

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.

Joke: A Blonde's Melons

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along...

Joke: The Odd Contractor

A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house.

Joke: A Snail Job

A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf and a snail were playing cards around a table...

Joke: Why Are They Smiling?

Three new corpses are delivered to the morgue one day, each with a smile on their face.

Joke: The Desperate Patron

A man walks into a bar and briskly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.

Joke: The Brilliant Solution

A soap factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the bar inside...

Joke: The Mysterious Gift

A husband and wife head off on their honeymoon, only to return home to find a surprise...

Joke: A Senior's Rhyme

Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent. From my purchase, this chap took off 10 percent...

Joke: The Naughty Baby

A woman is riding the bus while trying to breastfeed her baby. The baby, however, isn't interested.

Joke: A Tiny Witness

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed.

Joke: The Work Conditions

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor.

Joke: The Cat Poem!

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep...

Joke: The Third Hut

A ship, sailing past a desert island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years.

Joke: A Problem With the Name

A couple just had their first son and they argue about how to name him...

Joke: The Wrong Meat

Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...

Joke: A Sporting Spirit

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked...

Joke: The Super Caddy

A man and his wife were driving through the country on his way from New York to California.

Joke: The Brick Test

Agency: "Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements?"

Joke: The Shocked Maid

Around the beginning of the 20th century, a society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now".

Joke: The KGB and the Rabbit

Years ago, the CIA, the Mossad and the KGB were tasked to find a rabbit in a dense forest as a friendly competition between agencies.

Joke: The Barman's Idea

The bartender is concerned to hear this and tells the man, “I’m sorry but I can’t help you kill yourself. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.”

Joke: The Rude Passenger

Years ago, a man needs to take a flight. As he gets to his plane seat, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him