joke about women

Joke: The Woman of Choice

The life experience of this man with women is quite an ordeal, and so our joke begins with his first dating experience, at age 16...

This Joke Begins With a Divorce Judge Having a Bad Day

This joke is about a divorce judge who interviews a bizarre woman.

Joke: A Woman of Good Reason

A farmer took his truck in for repairs. The local mechanic's couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.

Joke: What a Weird Cuckoo Clock...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight...

Today's Joke: A Good Reason for Divorce

A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very well...

60 Jokes About Men that Are Hilarious For Both Sexes

60 hilarious jokes making light fun of boys and men.

Joke: The Lessons of Marriage

n their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked...

Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages

This joke begins with an Indian man being offered three different arranged marriages, and he faces a very tough decision...

Joke: His Wife Has Needs...

This joke begins with a husband being surprised by his wife's sudden need for...

Joke: The Weirdest Tattoo Request (Rude)

This rude joke begins with a man walking into a tattoo parlor with a weird request.

Hilarious: You're Going to the Brig For This, Sailor

A merchant captain vomits on himself as he returns to his ship after a heavy night ashore. He soon figures out who to blame for the mess that he made...

This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

Two elderly people sharing a trailer home decide that it's time to get married...

Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...

A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...

Joke: What Would King Solomon Do With Two Angry Mothers?

A handsome young man during the reign of Solomon spread false promises to women throughout the kingdom...

A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)

A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...

Joke: There's An Item of Food More Lethal Than Any Other..

When a dietitian is addressing a large audience, she asks its members some food-related questions. One man stands up to make his contribution...

My High-Flying Kids Can't Afford a Present For Me (Funny)

In spite of having three high-flying children, this poor couple didn't even get a single present at their 50th anniversary, but they have a secret of their own.

Oops! She Didn't Really Think That Through (Rude)

This marital joke will make you really laugh!

Joke: So That Was How He Won the Presidency!

Henry asks his wife whether she has been unfaithful to him over their 50-year-long marriage. Her replies shock him...

Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married

A hilarious joke that shows you the difference between before and after getting married...

Funny Joke: This Is How a Peaceful Marriage Works

Could this be the secret to a happy marriage? Hilarious!

Hilarious Joke! What Are the Grounds for Divorce?

This funny joke begins with a Polish person...

Have You Heard This One? 3 Honeymooning Couples...

Three newlywed men share their honeymoon experiences....

Joke: This Wife Can't Help But Make Comparisons...

These bulls sure know how to perform!

Have You Heard This Joke? The Broken Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight...

Today's Joke: A Good Reason for Divorce

A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very well...

Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!

These jokes are all about those men who just don't want to be married any more...

To Date this Hilarious Father's Daughter, Here are the Rules

While dads may be glad to see their daughter in love, when it comes to fathers and daughters, there are some hard line rules that NO suitor should cross!

Joke: The Ineffective Guardian

A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying: "If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kill you....

Joke: If You Can't Count On Family...

This joke begins with a phone call from the father of the family.

These Animal Pick Up Lines Are a Hoot!

When it comes to pick up lines, the animal world provides some of the funniest! This collection of 70 animal pick up lines is gonna make you roar with laughter.

Joke: The Jewish Sons

This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?

This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

This joke begins with a suspicious wife...

Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot

When you've got a robot that dishes out slaps every time someone lies, maybe it's sometimes best not even to know the truth at all!

Joke: The Magic Scales

A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...

Joke: The Devil Has a Schedule to Keep...

This joke begins with a man reaching the gates of hell and meeting Satan.

Joke: His One and Only Request...

This brave man had only one favor to ask...

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer

This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...

Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...

Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink

An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...

This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy

When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...

Joke: The Odd Driver

When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

Joke: My Aunt's Story

The story of aunt Karen ...

Joke: The Arrogant Professor

This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...

Joke: What a Difference Decades Make

These old women always celebrate together...

Joke: Impossible Demands

A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...

Joke: Who Was That On the Phone?

Sometimes a phone call tell you everything you need to know...

Cheeky Joke: The Doctor and the Stutterer

Enjoy this funny joke about a guy who wanted his stutter removed...

Joke: The Marriage Seminar Went Wrong

This Joke Starts With a Couples Special Seminar...

Joke: What To Wear When The IRS Calls You In...

A man has been called in to the IRS to testify, but he's unsure of what to wear for the outcome to be most favorable for him. Read on to find out what happens..

Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier

A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...

Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Joke: Ford vs. Windows

This statement by Ford had me in stitches.

Joke: The Loop of the Secretary

Infinity loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. etc. These loops never happen in real life, unless...

Joke: Adam's First Eve

When God spoke to Adam he said...

Joke: The Maid and the Wife

A cheeky joke about a maid who wants a raise...

Joke: When Children Blackmail...

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret...

Joke: The Power of the Thermos

A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...

Joke: Father May Object

A joke from the old west

Joke: An Unforgettable Gallop

Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, galloping through a lush green meadow...

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...

These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...

Joke: A DISCOUNT You Say?!?

This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Joke: The Clever Employee

The advantages of quick wits...

Joke: The Best Excuse You Ever Heard

A great joke with a great excuse...

Joke: All the Excuses

Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.

Joke: All About the Dot

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day...

Today's Joke: The Wrong Accessory (Rude)

It's amazing what the right purchase can do...

Joke: Hedging Your Bets

A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.

Have You Heard This Joke? Pastor Pays Visit To Parishioner...

A pastor pays a visit to an elderly parishioner of his to see how she was doing. He soon eyes a bowl of chocolate-covered peanuts on her bedside table...

Joke: Enough is Enough...

An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra. To the pharmacist's surprise, he doesn't want to use it for it what it was intended...

Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...

A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

Joke: Repaying Your Parent

A young lawyer is interviewing for a job as legal counsel to an investor. Immediately, he divulges that he paid back his father for his education in full...

Joke: A Blonde Dilemma

3 Great jokes about blondes and driving...

Have You Heard This One? The Nuns Visit NYC!

Two newly-arrived nuns are slightly apprehensive about having to eat dogs following their move to the US. Despite that, they place an order as soon as they can.