Joke: The Golden Toilets
This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.
Joke: The Holy Drunk
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Joke: The Drunk Fisherman
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: The Drunk Minister
A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Losing His Rolex
A drunk loses his Rolex on a dark street. Luckily for him, a good Samaritan soon passes by in order to give him a hand.
Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi
Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...
Joke: The Coffee Shop and the Drunk Man
A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day...
Joke: An Academic Drunk
Two policemen went on patrol late at night...
This Joke Begins With 2 Drunks at an Irish Pub...
This joke begins with 2 drunks at an Irish pub carrying on a conversation...
Joke: The Logic of Being Logical...
This joke begins with two guys having a conversation in the bar...
Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!
I got pulled over earlier today. This is the conversation I had with the police officer:
This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi
Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
Joke: 25 Years For Being Lazy
In a prison in China, prisoners are discussing who's in for what and for how long.
Joke: It's not Easy Being Casual
The story of a company that just couldn't handle Casual Day...
Babies are MEAN drunks - Hilarious!
A hilarious trailer for the short movie "Las Palmas" by Johannes Nyholm.
An Extreme Way to Battle Drunk Driving!!
A Prank Designed to Reform a Drunk Driver
Have You Heard This Joke? How To Avoid Being Breathalyzed!
Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...
This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done
A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...
Drunk Animals of Africa - Hilarious!
When it's time for the Marula tree to drop its fruit, it becomes a feast for animals of all kinds. Eating enough of this fruit creates a very potent brew that can even make an elephant wobble...
This Joke Starts With an Ignorant Man Being Whistled At
When a desert dweller decides to use rail transport to visit him, he wanders onto the track. As a whistle is heard, the inevitable happens...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Asked to Climb a Pole
A blonde is out and about when a group of men ask her to climb a pole. It doesn't take long for her to oblige...
This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker
When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...
Intriguing Facts About Being An Audience at The Colosseum
Being a spectator inside in the great Colosseum must have been fascinating. Get to know lesser-known facts on what it was like being there.
This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital
Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...
Life Isn't All About Being Happy. This Is Why!
As this video is about to reveal to you, there's more to life than being happy!
Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!
Over 100 jokes about money.
Joke: The Truth About Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The father says, "Well son...
This Joke Starts with a Female Patient Being Left Outside
When a patient is left outside the operating theater prior to the start of her operation, three "doctors" mill around to check
These Funny Photos Have a Lot to Say About Being a Parent
The 17 parents in the following pictures should be awarded the best parent award, if only for the way they deal with their silly kids!
This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Offered Some Wine
A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...
Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!
110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.
Joke: All About the Dot
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day...
Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!
100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!
Joke Collection: All About Moms!
Had enough of dad jokes? Let us introduce you to some ridiculously funny mom jokes and puns.
The Loveliness of Being Human...
Great Moments Humans Share...
What's Behind Egg Producers Being Warned About Labeling?
Egg producers in the US have been told that they can't label eggs as "safe" or "nutritious". Find out what's behind this USDA warning.
Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...
This joke starts with a clueless DEA police officer...
Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!
more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.
Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit
Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...
Joke: Lying About My Age
John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 28 year old girl.
Hilarious: Before Being a Parent, and AFTER Being One...
Check out this hilarious photo-compilation of parents before and after children.
Joke: The Graveyard Music
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking...
Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday...
This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking About Minerals
A science teacher asks her students about which mineral they would pick if they had a choice to do so. Here's how they answered...
Joke: A Few Funnies About Us Seniors...
A collection of short and long funny jokes.
Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!
60 Jokes About Men that Are Hilarious For Both Sexes
60 hilarious jokes making light fun of boys and men.
Cats? Being Bossy? Impossible!
These bossy cats won't take any business from anyone! This compilation is pure hilarity.
Joke: A Bizarre Afterlife
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber...
This Joke Collection is All About Having the Worst Luck...
The protagonists in these three jokes are all getting some very bad news...
This Joke Starts With 3 Swimmers About to Race
Three Paralympian swimmers go head-to-head in a race to the finish. A swimming cap proves too much to handle for one of the competitors...
Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married
A hilarious joke that shows you the difference between before and after getting married...
This Joke Starts With a Girl About to Jump Off a Bridge
A biker spots a damsel in distress - she's about to throw herself off a bridge. he soon talks here into giving him a kiss...
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
Hilarious: The Funny Business of Being Married
Some great jokes with a common theme...
75 Hilarious Short Jokes About Ditsy Blondes!
Joke Collection: 75 Hilarious Blonde Jokes!
Funny Collection: 60 Jokes and Puns About Beer!
60 Beer jokes and Beer Puns
Hilarious: Stories About Your Grandmother (Rude)
A drunk man walks into a bar and starts mouthing off about a biker's grandma. Things take an unexpected turn just as his friends are getting angry...
Joke: Drunken Lies
Joke: Keeping Score With The Mrs.
This joke begins with a very drunk man returning home where his friend is in bed with his wife...
Funny: 43 Jokes, puns and one liners about PLANES!
Planes are special vehicles we have to spend many hours in when we travel. This leads to quite a few funny situations. Enjoy 43 jokes and puns about planes!
Joke: Who Would Have Thought About THIS Solution?
A broke businessman indebted to everybody turns to a priest for advice on how to get out of the mess he's in. The priests suggests he turns to the Bible...
7 Downsides to Being Highly Intelligent
Everyone thinks that being blessed with a very high IQ can only be positive, but there are also downsides. Here are 7 downsides to being highly intelligent.
Important: How to Tell if a Child is Being Bullied!
Know a child who is being bullied or is doing the bullying? Read through this guide.
Happy Father's Day: Thanks for Being There!
It's father's day, and I wanted you to know this...
This Joke Begins With a Mysterious Knock...
A hilarious joke about kindness...
Joke: Pull Over!
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
Here Are 40 Construction Workers Who Came to Work Drunk
These roads were either constructed by the best abstract artists or some one with a severe hangover. Either way, absolutely hilarious.
Great Joke: The Truth About How Congress Works...
This is the decision making of the congress. Is it any wonder we're in trouble?
Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife
A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.
Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Joke: The Talking Clock
Keith was known as a drunk to his friends. One night he was having a housewarming party for his new apartment.
Joke: All the Excuses
WARNING: A Variety of Ritz Crackers Are Being Recalled
If you love crackers, you’re going to put some of your snack plans on hold as Ritz has just announced a major recall of some of its products.
WATCH: This is the Story of How Human Beings Evolved
We didn't happen to get to this place as a collective just by chance. It took millions of years of evolution for human beings to arrive at this point.
5 Surprising Health Benefits of Being Stressed
Can stress have a positive effect on your body and mind? Discover the health benefits of stress here.
Joke: The KGB Prank
This joke begins with 3 Russians in a hotel room...
Joke: The Professor and the Party Goers
Four female sophomores go to another college over the weekend and get quite drunk. They only get back on Monday, missing their organic chemistry exam...
15 Cats Caught Being Mean and Proud of It
Even the biggest cat lover would have to agree, sometimes cats are just...mean. And they don't care who's watching.
Joke: Listening is Important!
Great joke about listening to directions while drunk
3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud
Blond jokes are just as funny when they are applied to men!
The Primary Rules of Life: A Journey to Well-Being...
There are numerous golden rules that we can apply to our lives in order to live life to the fullest. Read this insightful post and change your world.
Have You Heard This One? The Farmer Being Grilled!
This joke is about an investigator investigating a rancher about how much he pays employees.
Hysterical - Wild Animals Being Real Comedians!
Who said all wildlife photos had to be majestic and serious? You have to see these 18 hysterical wildlife moments!
This Joke Starts With a Suspicious Driver...
This drunk driver had a bit of a surprise for the officer.
13 Cats Being Their WEIRDEST Selves
Let’s face it. There will never be enough funny photos of malfunctioning cats to satisfy us...
Joke: How Did You KNOW??
This man's wife knows how to tell if he got drunk...
Theodore Zeldin: Is Being a Couple Getting Harder?
Theodore Zeldin talks about one of the greatest problems, as he calls it - the art of being a couple and asks: Is it getting harder in the modern age?
This Joke Starts With a Rare Alcohol Expert
This joke begins with an alcoholic showing his skills...
Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife
One day, a gentleman's wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up some snails for escargot...
This Joke Begins With an Angry Officer...
Sometimes your wife isn't as much help as you'd want...
Joke: The Problematic Driver
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes...
12 Great Advantages of Being Bald
You thought hair loss and going bald was a BAD thing? Well, think again, as we go over everything that's great about being bald!
Classic Comedy: It's Not Easy Being a Conductor!
This hilarious and musical comedy sketch will leave you both delighted and laughing!
Being Lonely Equals Smoking 15 Cigarettes a Day
Having friends is fun, but is it more than that? Does friendship influence our body and mental health as well? Find out in this article...
This Compilation of Dogs Being Silly Made My Day.
A great funny compilation of dogs being silly from the world famous show 'America's Funniest Home Videos'!