My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.