I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.