A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.