My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.