Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.