In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.