A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.