Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line