What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.