Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.