Truck Puns

A truckload of truck puns, tow truck puns, and lorry puns that will send you reeling.

Truck Puns

In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.