The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.