I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...