A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.