Wayne Jokes

Hair Puns

Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.

Water Puns

The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.

Puns

What do you call Batman when he is injured?
Bruised Wayne.

Hockey Puns

In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.