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Vote Jokes

Gorilla Puns
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Elf Puns
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
Goat Puns
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A guy goes to the doctor and asks for a vasectomy, the doctor asks why
the guy said: "Well, there was a family vote and I lost 17 to 1."
Fridge Puns
Is your refrigerator running? I was hoping to vote for it.