Victim Jokes

A detective was interviewing the victim of an assault.
The victim described the assailant as a leather box with a handle on it. The culprit was arrested 30 minutes later.
It was a brief case.
How did they determine that the shark attack victim had dandruff?
Because all that washed up on the beach was his head and shoulders.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
What does a polite vampire say to its victim?
- Fang you very much.
You can't ever get the attention of a vampire on Halloween. They're way too busy looking for their necks victim.
You look a lot like my next victim.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.