Tony Jokes

Parrot Puns

My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.

Toucan Puns

Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.

Tiger Puns

Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"

One Liners for Kids

Why did Tony go out with a prune? Because he couldn't find a date!

Cake Puns

Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.