Thomas Jokes

It is no wonder that Thomas Jefferson was thus named, his father was after Jefferdad.
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple. -- Thomas Paine
A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday. -- Thomas Ybarra