Tables Jokes

Tennis Puns

Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.

Dad Jokes

Why do Norwegians build their own tables?
No Ikea!

Pun Puns

There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?

Table Puns

A student made our teacher so angry, they flipped their desk
Oh, the tables have turned

I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture... But when I got home, the tables were turned