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Swear Jokes
Swear Jokes
Funny Limericks
I've done it -- I've done mown the lawn,
But my muscles are aching and torn.
I could swear there are some,
In my legs and my bum,
I've not used since the year I was born.
One Liners for Kids
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Unicorn Puns
I swear I saw one of those mythical creatures somewhere in the bush; but when I came back, it was uni-gone.
Did you know that unicorns live in New York City? I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?
One Liners and Short Jokes
Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Me: No.
Judge: *(covers mic)* What do I do?