Stages Jokes

Quotes

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?
Mary Astor

Onion Puns

How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.

Funny Aging Quotes

"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips