Specialist Jokes

When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What do you call an eye specialist with a short shirt?
A crop-toptometrist