Specialist Jokes

What do you call an eye specialist with a short shirt?
A crop-toptometrist
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.