Softball Jokes

Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Why did the blond softball team always eat at Taco Bell before a game?
So they'd get more runs than the opponents.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.