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Smallest Jokes

Violin Puns
What do you call the worlds smallest violin?
Hard to play.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of Leghorn,
The smallest that ever was born;
But quickly snapped up he
Was once by a puppy,
Who devoured that Old Man of Leghorn.
Onion Puns
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
Oral Hygiene Puns
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.