Skunk Jokes

One Liners for Kids

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!

Bear Puns

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!

Mouse Puns

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!

Animal Puns

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"