Skins Jokes

Vegetable Puns

I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.

Puns

My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.
So I have to keep them in the shed.

Banana puns

What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.

Food puns

What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers!

What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers