Sip Jokes

Wine Puns

"Sip, sip hooray."

"You can't sip with us."

How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.

Utensils Puns

My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"