Shit Jokes

Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.