Sharing Jokes

Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.