Shades Jokes

A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’
Her husband replies, ‘Why not?
I stuck with you through the other six shades.’
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
“Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon, called ’50 Shades of Just O.K.’”—Conan O’Brien