Shade Jokes

Lamp Puns

My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."

Tree Puns

Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.

Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.

Sky Puns

I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.

Sun Puns

The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.

Parrot Puns

What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic