Salon Jokes

I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.
It’ll be called “Many Cures and Manicures”.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he was a paleontologist.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.