Ruth Jokes

Chocolate Puns

What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.

Dad Jokes

I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her that it's over between us.
I'm Ruthless.

Funny Marriage Quotes

"In every good marriage, it pays sometimes to be a little deaf." — Ruth Bader Ginsburg