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Rocket Jokes

Pick Up Lines
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Moon Puns
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Lettuce Puns
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
Astronaut Puns
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Alien Puns
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
One Liners for Kids
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.