Restaurants Jokes

Hand Puns

Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!

Ski Puns

What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.

Giraffe Puns

Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.

Rabbit Puns

Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!