Queue Jokes

Hair Puns

What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.

History Puns

In which battle did the soldiers form a queue outside a metal box?
The battle of Portaloo.

Stove Puns

My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...

Clean Jokes

The last four letters of 'queue' are not silent
They're just waiting their turn.