Production Jokes

Theater Puns

If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.

I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.

Puns

I started a job making plastic Dracula figurines but there’s only two of us in the production line.
I have to make every second Count.

Pig Puns

A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.

Troll Puns

How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.

Gorilla Puns

Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.