Pm Jokes

Theater Puns

When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.

France Puns

Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!

Poop Puns

I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.

Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme

Busy Cat

I'm 8 AM and time to nap
It's 10 AM and time to relax
It's 12 PM and time to doze off
It's 3 PM and time to zonk out
It's 6 PM and time to slumber
It's 9 PM and time to snooze
It's 12 AM and time to sleep
It's 4 AM and time to hang upside down
from your bedroom ceiling, screaming