Pastry Jokes

Apple Puns

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

Bat Puns

What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.

Banana puns

What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.