Opponents Jokes

Irish Puns

Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.

Tennis Puns

Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.

Blond Jokes

Why did the blond softball team always eat at Taco Bell before a game?
So they'd get more runs than the opponents.

Volleyball Puns

Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!