Opponents Jokes

Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Why did the blond softball team always eat at Taco Bell before a game?
So they'd get more runs than the opponents.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.