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Funny Aging Quotes
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old—they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Christian Quotes
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Ice Cream Puns
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Food Poems
Bananas
an underappreciated fruit
sentenced to banananality
because yellow
is their long suit.

(Mary Oliver Rotman)