Oak Jokes

Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Did you hear the gardener's joke about the old oak tree?
It's acorny one!